Thirteen Very Fine Reasons A Single Woman Would Vacation In India

Here’s to combating negative stereotypes with eye candy. Guh!

1. His name is Dinesh Kumar and he’s from Delhi – *fans self*

2. This one with the smoldering eyes … Read More »

Thirteen Summer Road Trip Murphy’s Laws

1. Children will get sick on vacation

2. Usually one after the other

3. Almost always involving horrible monkey troubles or vomit

4. In the car

5. If you do not get them all … Read More »

Thirteen Things That Bug Me

1. Bloggers who consistently try to police what everyone else says

2. Authors who can’t seem to speak to anyone else without telling you how great their writing style is, how special they are and … Read More »

Thirteen Of My Favorite Foods

1. Chili Cheese Fries (from Tommy Burger)
2. Kung Pao Chicken (although tofu and shrimp are also nice)
3. Yellow Curry With Chicken or Tofu
4. Dark Chocolate Diletantte Truffle Bars
5. Dark Chocolate Frangos… Read More »

1. My husband (Yes, that’s what I mean and yep, it usually works like a charm. He’s very handy that way.)

2. Listen to 80’s music loud and sing to it (usually something … Read More »

1. You want to write? Get your ass in that chair and do it. Even if it’s ten minutes every three days.

2. Stop making excuses about everyone else’s time/schedule/lifestyle/ability – you will never be anyone … Read More »

1. Whatthefuckever

2. Get your hands off your _______

3. Keep Your Shit Together In Public!

4. Um…no

5. Are you listening to me?

6. What is that?

7. Nevermind, … Read More »

Thirteen Random Things Because I’m Stressed and Still Brain Mushed

1. I meant to be able to visit with a lot more people at RT and did not! I’m disappointed about that.

2. But I’m overjoyed to have had our … Read More »

Thirteen Totally Random and Unrelated Things About Me

1. I’m religious about breakfast. I take breakfast very seriously and without a good breakfast I’m ravenous and slighly woozy all day long.

2. I put 300 tassles on bookmarks last night … Read More »

Thirteen Things I’ve Been Interrupted By This Morning So Far

1. “Mom! He’s touching my bionicle!”

2. Fixing Barbie’s crown. Fixing it again and then putting her ball gown back on. Six times since 7 am (and it’s 9 now)… Read More »