2. Get your hands off your _______
3. Keep Your Shit Together In Public!
5. Are you listening to me?
6. What is that?
7. Nevermind, don’t tell me!
8. Just wash your hands!
9. With soap and water!
10. Have you heard back? (this one and some variation thereof is a favorite with my agent and editors, I’ll tell you what!)
11. Oh the tragedy. Now go to bed (eat your food, get dressed, etc)
12. Fuckadooodle doo!
13. Cripes! (I’m trying to say fuck less)