Today's Guest: Mark Henry and Amanda Feral

Let’s start off with this…I have no idea what I’m doing. No really, I don’t. I feel like because this is Christmas week I should be writing about holiday traditions, or something, but since I’m celebrating the release of my pseudonym, Amanda Feral’s, first piece of holiday smuttiness, STOCKING FULL OF COAL, I should probably be talking about smut.

I’m torn.

So, let’s meet up in the middle, a détente, if you will, and talk about smutty traditions. Or rather creating your own smutty holiday traditions.

For instance, there’s nothing more comfortable and charming than hanging stockings from the mantle, but just imagine, slipping those floppy red blobs of felt on your feet and greeting your man—or special ladyfriend—buck naked. You’re sure to get your stocking full of something you like…and I’m not just talking about pearl necklaces. That’s right…Yule log.

And don’t try to tell me you’ve looked at those cranberry strings and not thought about fitting one inside your favorite orifice, I’m just not buying it. This year, why not give the gift of rip cording?

I don’t know about Santa, but what I want more than a plate of dried out cookies and some lukewarm milk is some holiday trim in the oftentimes flattering glitter of the Christmas tree lights. Half the fun is in keeping it quiet, but just in case the kids catch you, make sure one of you is dressed as that jolly elf. It’s easier to explain the importance of making Santa happy to the little tykes than the alternative.

See it’s not so hard.

Unless, of course, it is.

So this year…make it a point to incorporate some holiday smexy into this busy season.

And because I’m feeling rather…giving. Let’s do a giveaway. I’ve got a spare eBook of my holiday smut for the most awesome smutty tradition you can leave us in the comments. Bonus points if it’s something you’ve tried!!!

I’ll pick the winner on Christmas Eve!

That’s it. I’m spent.

Have a merry Christmas, a happy Hanukah, a festive Kwanzaa, or whatever it is you and yours enjoy celebrating, and a great big Happy Fucking New Year!

by Amanda Feral is Mark’s first foray into anything remotely contemporary erotica, before this he’d dabbled in dirty urban fantasy and surprisingly enough YA fantasy. God help your children.

Excerpt and buylink

3 comments to “Today's Guest: Mark Henry and Amanda Feral”

  1. Tez Miller
    December 20th, 2010 at 5:17 am · Link

    I’d choose more subtle, smutty twists. Erotic bakery, for example: Isn’t it about time you cut into and ate a plum pudding in the shape of a massive boob? Cracked a Christmas cracker that looks like a wang? Forget the ham and turkey – how about some man meat? And as for the marinades, I’ll leave that to your imagination 😉

    And while we’re on the topic of smutty Christmases, what’s with a certain anthology cover that shows a candy cane stuck down a bloke’s pants? Hopefully the cane wasn’t licked first, because the stickyness could cause some merkin damage… 😉

  2. Stacie
    December 21st, 2010 at 8:07 am · Link

    Skin magazines have never bothered me. I figure whatever gets a guys motor running only benefits me. A few years ago I put a little something XXX in my husband’s Xmas stocking. He was happily surprised. I have thrown in a DVD or magazine every year since. It keeps the holiday spicy. 😉

  3. Kris M.
    December 22nd, 2010 at 7:29 pm · Link

    the story sounds great, cannot wait to read it, Congrats on the release. I am not really the smutty traditions type, too straight laced i guess. Especially with the kids around I have to be a lot more covert.