Thirteen Things I Say Too Much

Thirteen Things I Say Too Much

1. Fuck (it’s such a great word and you can add all sorts of things to it to dress it up – some of my favorites: monkeyfucker, fucktard, fuckadoodledoo)

2. Dude (I know, it’s terrible but I can’t help it!)

3. Stop That! (you can throw in, “stop touching your_____” and “Get your finger/hands out of your _______)

4. Get out! (and not “get out of the pantry Morrigan, if you get near the chocolate powder again I’m sending you to convent school” but in a no way sort of way)

5. Although

6. Whatever

7. What is that? (usually followed up rather quickly by, “no, don’t tell me, just wash your hands – with soap and water, please)

8. Yeah, yeah, yeah

9. As if

10. Ew

11. Nu uh!

12. Conversely (see, I do have a brain in there somewhere!)

13. Come here and let me kiss it (by the way, my husband likes this one as much as my kids do)

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2. tvaddictgurl
3. Jaci
4. Karen
5. Jenn
6. Rhian
7. Amy
8. Gale
9. Jessica

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13 comments to “Thirteen Things I Say Too Much”

  1. Samantha
    February 1st, 2007 at 9:03 am · Link

    That is an awesome list!

  2. Jaci Burton
    February 1st, 2007 at 9:32 am · Link

    Dude, I totally say a lot of that shit too


  3. Lori
    February 1st, 2007 at 10:45 am · Link

    LMAO!! I started laughing right at fuckadoodledoo. That is too good. I might have to steal it. And my kids think it’s hilarious when I say Dude. Especially when an “old lady” (that would be me) calls a “cool dude” (that would be the pre-teen or the pre-teen’s friend) Dude.

  4. Karen
    February 1st, 2007 at 12:34 pm · Link

    As if!
    Yeah, I see a few of my favorite phrases on there. Although I’ve been trying to replace #1 with “freakin'”. My 4 year old asked me if she can say freakin’ – I’m still trying to decide if it’s a mommy only word or not 😳

  5. jenn on the island
    February 1st, 2007 at 1:01 pm · Link

    Dude, I say Aw, Man! way too much. Sounds really cute coming from my 3 year old. “aw, man! I had an accident.”

  6. rhian
    February 1st, 2007 at 1:09 pm · Link

    AHHH – Lauren – i LURV you – you’re soooo FUCKIN’ cool. You rock babe. Totally. (rolling around on the floor laughing at both of us.) Fer sure.

    My all time favorite phrase ever is “Fuck Me!” except that the “uh” in fuck is drawn out for 30 seconds. Learned that from mah yankee friends.

  7. laurendane
    February 1st, 2007 at 1:28 pm · Link

    Lori – have you seen Shawn of the Dead? He uses it in the movie (in my top five zombie movies ever list)

    Karen – I prefer freaking to fucking – my now 5 year old got hold of “fuck” when he was 3 and man oh man did he make me sorry, LOL. Now I’m more careful so my 2 year old says “oh my goodness!” Or “For god’s sake!” which is much better than telling the checker at Top Foods, “fuck you” sigh. MOTHER OF THE YEAR – that’s me!

  8. Anya Bast
    February 1st, 2007 at 2:29 pm · Link

    Duuuuude, I say some of those things all the time too.

  9. amy
    February 1st, 2007 at 2:20 pm · Link

    I say dude often as well as PEACE OUT! Its now a habit….

  10. Gale Martin
    February 1st, 2007 at 3:36 pm · Link

    Cute idea for a list. I love the look of your blog. Really smart and provocative. I’m guessing your blog is an extension of you. Enjoyed visiting.

  11. Jessica
    February 1st, 2007 at 3:45 pm · Link

    Fuckadoodledoo! OMG-this is hysterical! My mom always said that swearing is therapeutic. I find myself in “therapy” quite a bit myself 🙂

    Positively loved your list! Can’t wait to check out the rest of your postings!


  12. Brony
    February 1st, 2007 at 7:48 pm · Link

    I too say Fuck a lot. I really do have to try to stop that. I like to think I am getting better.

    Happy TT!

  13. Shelli Stevens
    February 2nd, 2007 at 10:14 pm · Link

    I would have no idea what my thirteen most used words are! Probaly Oh My God I’m going to lose it. LOL.