I know that you are aware of this, but you two ain’t right in the head! lol
As for truck nuts, it is enough of a pain in the ass to remove the trailer hitch after every camping trip… like I want to add fake automotive genitalia to that? Also, if I have the trailer hitch on my truck to it has the ball hitch on it, does that mean my truck is only sporting a single nut? Should I get neuticals for my truck so it doesn’t feel inferior to the other trucks?