Dane & Hart :: Bring Me My Hookah!

July 30th, 2010

and LD sings opera

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6 comments to “Dane Hart Discuss: Our Monstrous Spawn”

1	LOL!!!!! Seriously LOL! Y’alls just made my mornin’. Fangirl #1 out by Anilu Magloire July 30th, 2010 at 11:14 am

ROFL I feel like you both have camera in my house!

My girls have this thing, when I go grocery shopping and something “new” comes into the house, be it a box of crackers, a bag of chips, etc, they feel the *need* to finish it within hours of being placed in the pantry…THEN they leave it sitting on the shelf empty!! Drives me absolutely insane. I keep telling them there is no rule that says everything that comes into the house must be finished that same day.

And please, don’t get me started on the toilet issues I keep having with the younger 2 and how they don’t flush it. I could be here alllll day! lol

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4	O_o Ew. No kids here [thank God] – but I’ve NEVER understood the not flushing thing. And/especially public restrooms. Make a toilet paper mitt. Kick the stick. I don’t know, I don’t care, but flush! And courtesy flushes are important too. by limecello July 30th, 2010 at 5:20 pm

LMAO!!! You guys are too damn funny.

Out of (5) kids one was slick, I shall give him that. Way slick.

Son pried the vent from the floor and put his ‘whatevers’ down the ducts, then replaced the vent. Worked until he complained his room was hot and I checked the airflow.

Body fluids? Do either have teenager boy spawn yet?

I’m scrubbing the kids tub (normally I made them do it but we had guests coming and you know the drill) and was raising hell.

Who in the hell wasted all this cream rinse? Do you guys know how much this stuff costs?

Daughter comes by swearing it’s not her, and proceeds to screech she’s fallen out of the shower more than once because of it.

Just as I start to raise hell with boy spawn as to what in the hell he needs that damn much cream rinse for…hubby starts choking… with laughter.

I’m like what the hell, this isn’t funny. That bottle cost like $5.00 bucks and you only need a little bit.

And then I see hubby’s look.

Then I see the spawns face.

And it clicked.

We all shut up and I handed the scrubber to boy spawn and said CLEAN!

by Dana July 31st, 2010 at 8:16 pm

6	I have never been so happy to not have kids! by Nancy August 11th, 2010 at 11:47 pm

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